World lost 75 species whilst waiting for Greta’s boat to get across the fucking Atlantic!

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World loses 75 species whilst waiting for Greta's boat to get across the fucking Atlantic

Greta Thunberg arrives in Portugal after completing her voyage across the Atlantic

Greta Thunberg; the environmental equivalent of Joan of Arc arrived in Portugal after slowly sailing across the Atlantic in boat whilst simultaneously preaching about the ‘urgency’ of the climate crisis.

Right…so you say we need to hurry, and you’re in a boat?

Just to put things in perspective, on average the Planet loses 5 species per day.

It took Greta fifteen days to cross the Atlantic.

So, while she was reducing her carbon footprint and doing a wonderful PR job, the planet lost around 75 species of animals and plants.

Climate talks open as ‘point of no return’ looms!

Get a move on girl!

Now look, nobody’s saying she’s not doing great work but the plane is going to fly anyway, so just get on it and get on with it!

If she feels bad she can plant a few trees at the airport.

Point is; if she’s the only one who anyone will listen to (with the exception of David Attenborough who flies everywhere by Albatross) perhaps she ought to make this one little sacrifice to chivy things on a little bit?

It would make far more sense for her to take a plane and give the boat to Coldplay who, while also environmentally friendly, are less likely to save the world and can therefore take their bloody time!

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