An American witch throwing accusations of witch huntery is demanding a witch hunt of their political opponents.
Witch Trump denies any wrongdoing.
He has publicly called upon Ukraine and China to investigate political opponent Joe Biden and his son Hunter, even though he has not offered specific evidence.
Witch Trump cackled, “Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble. Accusations against me are nothing more than a witch hunt. Stories that I am a witch are fake news perpetrated by the lying mainstream media, and seem to be based on circumstantial evidence, such as my title of ‘witch’, my black cat, my cauldron and my membership of the coven.
“In response, I want people to go after my political opponents against whom I have my evidence whatsoever.”
In a call to Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky on 25 July, Trump pushed Mr Zelensky to investigate his leading Democratic political rival, Joe Biden.
Witch Trump continued, “If they don’t, I won’t be giving them any of my nefarious magic that they need to win elections. Some people are saying it’s blackmail, but it can’t be, because any remaining blackmail has long since been gunned down by the police for brandishing what inevitably turns out – after an investigation – to be a Twinkie bar.”
Witch Trump then stomped back into their gingerbread White House.