Westminster dam on brink of collapse, flooding country with 300m gallons of lies and bullshit

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The dam in Westminster protecting the country from all the lies and bullshit of the current administration is reported on the point of failing.

The monolithic project has been badly affected by sudden and unexpected amounts of incompetence since the 23rd July. It is showing serious signs of wear and tear and could give way at any time.

Senior lies and bullshit engineer, Boris Gove, who designed the dam, said, “Any catastrophic failure could reveal the extent of the lies and bullshit that have been held back since the dam was constructed in 2016.

“Then there would potentially be a massive flood… of citizens demanding to know why they’ve been taken advantage of.

“Helpfully for us though, many voters would much rather to be covered in lies and bullshit rather than admit they were taken advantage of by the propaganda machine to which they were subjected.”

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