“We’ll have different personnel from UKIP, but we’ll still be talking the same old shit” confirms Farage.

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We'll have different personnel from UKIP, but we'll still be talking the same old shit confirms Farage

Nigel Farage has reassured supporters that his new Brexit Party will have vastly different personnel from Ukip but that they will still be peddling the same old xenophobic shit as before.

The ex-Ukip leader has launched his new Brexit Party telling the audience that he wanted to start a ‘democratic revolution’ in UK politics.

‘Unfortunately Ukip has lurched too far to the right’ said Farage.

‘It’s not like the good old days when the party membership was made up of loveable old rogues that would call women sluts at public meetings or blame climate change and flooding on homosexuals’.

‘The Brexit Party will not be a home of followers of Tommy Robinson but if you like your jingoism and dog-whistle racism to be delivered on a more polished front then this is the party for you’.

Mr Farage said that his new party was determined to take on the establishment and political elite before introducing Annunziata Rees Mogg, sister of Conservative MP Jacob Rees Mogg.

‘Our party has in impressive list of candidates for the forthcoming European elections’ said Farage. ‘They come from all sectors of society, from aristocratic freelance journalists to crooked entrepreneurs and everything in between’.

The MEP ended the launch by telling the audience that there would be ‘no more Mr Nice Guy’ on his return to the political fray, this declaration coming as a surprise to many of those present who couldn’t remember a time when Mr Farage hadn’t behaved like a complete knob.

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