Unemployment figures rise again as London Firm announce two more job losses.

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Unemployment figures rise again as London Firm announce two more job losses

“The Sussexes will not use their HRH titles as they are no longer working members of the Royal Family. The question that will “hang over them” for the next year is what their commercial life will look like. “This will be a test of the integrity of Harry and Meghan,”

No worries though for Diamond Geezer Harry Boy he’s already pimp..er touting his wife to Disney for voice overs of reboots of The Non-Aristocats..The Prince and The Pauper, plus the one all Hollywood is talking about the blockbuster of a movie made at a staggering cost of £2.4million… The Princess and The Frog-more Cottage.

There has been much speculation on who will provide security arrangements for the couple and how much it will cost, but the palace said it would not comment on such matters.

However a Palace source told our News Dump reporter that they are in secretive negotiations with a reputable security firm from the Peckham region run by The Driscoll Brothers…(established luvly jubilee 77’)

The decisions about their future were reached after five days of intense talks involving senior aides working on behalf of the Queen, the Prince of Wales, the Duke of Cambridge and the Duke and Duchess of Sussex.

Despite moving to Canada the final compromise was conceded by the Queen to continue to do Harry’s dirty washing on his UK returns…or as he’s known in ‘The Firm’..Dirty Harry…especially since his latest deed.

They will always be, the Queen writes, “much-loved members of my family”. But that’s about it. No royal title, no royal duties, no military appointments, no tours, most of their time spent in Canada, no public money.

In other words that’s Canada Goosed! said the Queen.

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