UKIP suspends leader in a desperate attempt to grab a headline

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UKIP has suspended its leader and three other members.

A party spokesman said they were ‘fed up of getting no headlines anymore’, particularly as ‘Brexit was our idea in the first place.’

UKIP was founded in 1993,

and after going through a host of ranting racist leaders, they finally hit the big time when they found Nigel Farage – a ranting racist loudmouth leader. But since Mr Farage left the party following a heated discussion over whether immigrants should be deported, spat on or hung drawn and quartered, the party have become so insignificant they resorted to electing a man called Dick For Brains as their leader. The decision turned out to be yet another complete disaster for the party with many former allies preferring to support the Brexit Party’s Shit For Brains in this years’ European elections.

An email to all members from chairman Kirstan Herriot said she was forced to take serious action against four members of the party.

It’s subsequently come to light that as the party only has 5 members, the email was pointless as they all knew anyway.

The four are accused of stealing data from the party.

Dick For Brains denied the accusations saying he hasn’t even been to Ms Herriott’s house ‘let alone touched the Quality Street tin with all the top secret information in.’

It’s not the first time UKIP’s leader and its chairman have had a disagreement in public.

In September Dick For Brains refused to attend the party conference in Newport after it was announced that Ms Herriot would be doing her famous Hitleragram performance and he feared his hate speech would be overshadowed.

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