Recent studies have shown there’s a new STI diagnosis in England every 70 seconds.
This has risen over the past 3 years, due the 48% of the country being constantly, fucked by the remaining 52.
The latter having no consideration for matters such as security, protection, or listening to the advice of professionals.
Nearly half of all new sexually transmitted infections are in people under 25.
Many of these young people say they use protection and are careful, but couldn’t stop the constant fucking they received by older generations over the past couple of years.
The government has cut sexual health spending in England by 25% since 2014.
Secretary of State for Health Matt Hancock has advised that people should be more reliant on the ‘pull out’ method, saying “If you’re a Man, just view your partner as the EU and pull out as soon as you can. It’s as simple as that really.”
There was a 5% increase in STI diagnoses between 2018 and 2019.
The Conservatives are already claiming this as a victory in the types ‘growth’ provided by Brexit.
Syphilis diagnoses are also at their highest since World War II.
Appropriate for a Britain that is currently feuding with Germany.
Sexual Health charities say that however, there have been successes in reducing some diagnoses, particularly genital warts.
Unfortunately there are more virulent strains that are harder to eradicate, and these can be found between 6am-9am hosting Good Morning Britain.