It has been announced during PMQs that the UK corona outbreak has peaked.
Experts are also hopeful that daily exposure rates to Dominic Raab will also now begin to fall. Regular TV viewer John Timms was quoted as saying “I remember when he was just that embarrassing fall-guy who screwed up Brexit negotiations.”
“The fuckwit who didn’t know we used Dover to import and export things.” Timms added.
“Now he’s de-facto running the country. He’s expected to speak with authority and we’re expected to listen without thinking ‘what a dipshit’ ”
News that Raab should soon be disappearing into irrelevance amid a series of dismal PMQ performances was welcomed. However, experts warned that unless people stringently followed the correct guidelines, they’d run the risk of a 2nd wave of Matt Hancock TV appearances.
With that stark warning, Timms said “At least corona-virus managed to flatten the curve of Boris Johnson public appearances.”