The government has fucked right up.
A list of more than 1,000 addresses of New Years Honours recipients, including those of senior police officers and politicians, has been accidentally published.
The news comes the day after the government fucked right up by giving IDS a knighthood, and less than a week after they fucked up by allowing the sale of a massive defence contract to a US firm having established that they had reduced the chances of a massive fuck up that would risk national security. In recent years senior government figures have made a number of enormous fuck ups. Dominic Raab fucked up Brexit negotiations, Sajid Javid fucked up his leadership bid when he demonstrated the leadership skills of a sloth in a cavalry charge and Matt Hancock was such a fuck up as Health Secretary that Nicky Morgan had to be wheeled out to talk about the NHS as part of the Tory election campaign; a job which she too managed to fuck up. Experts are now questioning whether a group of fucked up morons should have been allowed to decide the exact level of fuck up that is acceptable when it comes to protecting UK citizens.
Prime Minister Boris Johnson has assured the public that there will be no further fuck ups. Although this is disputed as most of his life has career has been a bit of a fuck up. He fucked up as a TV celebrity. He fucked up as Foreign Secretary. He fucked up as Mayor of London. And his first three months as PM were just one big fuck up. The only place he hasn’t fucked up is Uxbridge, although this is largely due to the fact that despite being the constituency MP, he’s actually never been there.
Mr Johnson was returned as Prime Minister with a majority of 80 following this months’ general election.
And there are fears that this may prove to be a massive fuck up on behalf of the British electorate.
The Cabinet Office has apologised for the error.
A spokesman said, ‘Alright, we fucked up. But it’s important people realise that this fuck up which may, on the face of it appear to be simply a massive fuck up by us, was in fact that an enormous fuck up by immigrants, the former Labour government and of course, Jeremy Corbyn.
The addresses were published on the government website but have since been removed.
Although the government were quick to introduce legislation saying that just because you’re responsible for a massive fuck up, you shouldn’t necessarily be removed.