Trump’s racism “a bit much, even for us…” confirm an embarrassed KKK

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Trump's racism a bit much, even for us... confirm an embarrassed KKK

US President Donald Trump has come under fire after racist remarks targeted on several Democratic Congresswomen of colour to “go home”.

Now The KKK are even embarrassed with him and some are moving to distance themselves from his comments. One Klan boss confirmed the President was now officially thought to be too stupid to assassinate.

His racist remarks have been widely condemned and are probably worse than any previous statements and actions.

The KKK chief continued “to be honest the stupid orange faced muppet has taken it too far this time. We prefer our racism and right wing views to be more subtle and nuanced, you know, with burning crosses and a good lynching.”

Even Theresa May summoned up the courage to have an assistant or spokesperson have a pop, calling Mr Trump’s words “completely unacceptable”.

Yes, that’ll really show him. Hide behind an underling. Less strong and stable, more weak and wobbly.

The president said: “So interesting to see ‘progressive’ Democrat congresswomen, who originally came from countries whose governments are a complete and total catastrophe, the worst, most corrupt and inept anywhere in the world (if they even have a functioning government at all), now loudly and viciously telling the people of the United States, the greatest and most powerful nation on earth, how our government is to be run.

His unhinged behaviour is clearly the action of someone who has forgotten their medication

The Presidents twitter rant continued “Why don’t they go back and help fix the totally broken and crime-infested places from which they came. Then come back and show us how it is done. These places need your help badly, you can’t leave fast enough. I’m sure that Nancy Pelosi would be very happy to quickly work out free travel arrangements!”

One of those attacked and told to go back home to their own country, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was born 12 miles away from Trump, in The Bronx.

When referring to four congresswoman – three actually were born in the US and one who was a refugee. The Democratic presidential candidates denounced Mr Trump’s tweets as racist and divisive.

An insider at the White House said the President had started to lock himself away in his room late at night with a stolen phone and is tweeting without supervision. Another confirmed; ‘It’s tacky, racist and not very nice but at least he’s not starting a Third World War with Iran.’

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