Trump suggests all problems will go away by injecting heroin directly into body

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Donald Trump suggested everyone use disinfectant to rid themselves of coronavirus.

The self-styled ‘President’ has also suggested that all humanity’s problems will go away if they simply inject heroin directly into the body

Trump himself, could conceivably have said, “Disinfectant, bleach and probably fire kill coronavirus, so it’s worth giving those ago. I mean, I’m not a man of science, but there must be some way of getting them into the body.

“But I’ve heard, on good authority – I mean, some really, really great people are high on heroin – that heroin makes all worries about coronavirus go away.

“So, if everyone on the planet takes heroin, it’s not a problem anymore, is it?

“And, if it’s not a problem, we can all get back to work, can’t we?

“I mean, we’ll all be smacked off our tits, but it’s all about quantity not quality, yeah?

“Doctor, is this something we can do? No? Then maybe you should be fired and I’ll get a doctor who knows we can do it.”

UK MP Chris Grayling was later seen trying to inject a heron.

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