Trump slaps huge tariffs on Chinese exported viruses

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There have been 5 confirmed cases of the coronavirus in the USA, among 45 confirmed cases outside of China.

As a result, self-styled ‘President’ Donald Trump has slapped enormous tariffs on China’s attempts to export viruses.

The Donald did not say, “Chi-i-ina were hoping that we would waive tariffs under any global pandemic. However, this is just Chinese manufacturing trying to get a foothold in the West at the expense of decent, hard-working American coronaviruses.

“I will not allow foreign coronaviruses to take the jobs that American coronaviruses can do perfectly well.

“We don’t need other countries’ illnesses. Not when we have so many fine American illnesses on both sides.

“Let’s Make America Dead Again!”

Needless to say, a big bunch of idiots immediately cheered, as they do every time he speaks, regardless of what he says, however nonsensical.

Melania is said to be keeping a close eye on the status of the virus, seeing this as a potential way out.

In the UK, 73 people have been tested – but no-one has resulted to have contracted the virus.

The virus has been detained indefinitely in a detention centre.

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