The coronavirus has caused more than 100 deaths, spreading across China and reaching at least 16 other countries.
American’s best president ever (™), Donald Trump, has blamed Huawei for China’s coronavirus.
The virus is still a serious ongoing concern in China.
But the coronavirus has managed to convince Mr Trump it’s been spread by Huawei like all the other ills of the world, despite what liberal snowflake scientists and tech experts have told him.
You can imagine Trump himself saying something like, “Obviously, this coronavirus is entirely the fault of Huawei’s 5G equipment.
“We warned everyone that Huawei were not to be trusted, and now you are all reaping the rewards of ignoring our warning.
“I don’t want to look like I don’t know what I’m talking about, but the little things that travel through Huawei’s equipment can let coronaviruses through and infect your systems and your people.
“Now your people are going to get it and probably all die – even with its 2% mortality rate, which is very nearly 110% if you round it up to 110.
There have been no confirmed cases in the UK so far, with 97 people testing negative for the virus.
Conservative American bioscientist with no qualifications, Barabus Valentine, said, “It is thought to be the first time a virus has jumped species from technology to human. Usually it’s like pigs or birds, but now it’s routers.”