Tories to star in Carry on Brexit

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Tories to star in Carry on Brexit

MPs have given their final backing to the EU Withdrawal Bill.

With Brexit now definitely set to continue it’s been announced that the government will star in Carry on Brexit.

All 330 votes for the bill came from Conservative MPs.

As they’re keen to see the UK right up the Khyber by the end of 2020.

According to leaked documents Liam Fox will play the incompetent doctor, the useless one in the glasses will be Michael Gove and Barbara Windsor’s chest will be played by Sajid Javid and Dominic Raab as they’re a massive pair of tits that we all know will eventually be exposed.

Boris Johnson has been put forward as the lascivious Sid James character and will be doing a short course on understanding the difference between lewd comments and innuendo. The part of Sid James’ laugh has been given to Johnson’s past as it’s dirty and just makes people think of gropey old men.

The film, like the Conservative Party, is a farce loosely based on reality and involves a bunch of imbeciles failing to do anything right as they try to complete a successful negotiation, with hilarious consequences.

The UK is set to leave the EU on 31st January.

And if Carry on Brexit is a box office hit other films may follow; Pound sterling is being lined up for a remake of Titanic II: When The Economy Hits an Iceberg, Climate Change will star in Thaw: I Told You I Was Real and Jacob Rees-Mogg will appear in  The Landed Gentry Before Time.

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