Theresa May to join the cast of Love Island 2019

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Theresa May to join Love Island 2019 as she looks to new horizons

Love Island has officially been confirmed for a fifth series in 2019.

The PM is set to enter Casa Amor this summer in an attempt to improve public opinion and take her next steps outside number 10. Renaming herself “Theresa Bae”, she made the shock announcement in White Hall earlier today.

“This year I will be partaking in season five of Love Island, to show the public that I’m about more than just cooking and cricket, and to be honest, I could use the holiday”. Sources say fellow party members tried to dissuade her from the ill advised venture, however, true to form, she would not move on her decision.

During the bizarre broadcast, she appeared to be inebriated, and stressed that husband Phillip had given her a “free pass” for the show.

“Lets just say I’ll be holding a general ERECTION this summer!” she slurred, before the broadcast cut to an advert break, a first for the BBC.

Teresa May departed position as PM yesterday, amid calls for her to resign from public and party alike.

When asked to comment on her announcement, Boris Johnson stated, “This doesn’t surprise me. Theresa has got excellent PR, but behind closed doors shes always had a wild side. I remember she used to refer to David Cameron and Nick Clegg as “The Well-hung Parliament”…..sometimes it could be a bit much”.

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