The will of Billionaire climate-change-denier David Koch asks for his collective wealth to be used as kindling to prolong Amazon rainforest fire.

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The will of Billionaire climate-change-denier David Koch asks for his collective wealth to be used as kindling to prolong Amazon rainforest fire

Billionaire David Koch, a major donor to the Republican party, has died aged 79.

Koch played a key role in America ignoring climate change, and funded the research of climate change deniers.

As per his wises, his $42 billion net worth will be converted to single dollar bills to be thrown into the ongoing Amazon Rainforest fire to help increase the blaze.

Koch had many Republican interests, and wanted to abolish Public Schools, oppose gun control, and loosen environmental regulations.

Koch is not going to be buried, as people are worried the Earth may actually reject his body and eject him into space.
Instead, he will be cremated, with his ashes to be converted into a diamond that will help power a heat ray to melt the polar ice caps.

Liberal groups opposed Koch for his perpetuation of income equality, and using his wealth to influence Conservative politics in his favour.

Following his death, business insiders have noticed a 4000% increase in the worth of stock in Hell.

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