SHOCK REVELATION from key Boris advisor: “Tory MPs don’t care about the poor”. Also day follows night, and you shouldn’t wash pinks with whites.

Popular Right Now, UK Politics
SHOCK REVELATION from key Boris advisor- Tory MPs don't care about the poor. Also revealed that day follows night, and you shouldn't wash pinks with white

Boris Johnson’s key advisor Dominic Cummings was quoted as saying “Tory MPs largely do not care about these poorer people. They don’t care about the NHS .” The remarks were lifted from a Tory party conference in 2017.

He followed up the revelatory remarks with a further bombshell claiming “If a Nigerian prince offers you several million dollars of his inheritance in exchange for a £400 shipping fee. Approach with caution.”

While the repercussions of these staggering admissions will be felt far and wide in the political world, it was revealed that Cummings made another jaw-dropping claim “Paul McCartney’s solo work wasn’t as good as the Beatles.” he further dumbfounded attendees at the conference by adding “It’s a good time to buy a sofa, I think DFS are having a sale.”

A random sample of the public asked to respond on Cumming’s remarks on Tory indifference to the poor and a publicly run NHS commented “No. Fucking. Shit.”

  •   
  •  
  •  
  •  
  •  
  •  
  •  
5 Foolproof Ways - Advert v2 (1920 x 1280)

White Label Comedy

The News Dump is brought to you by White Label Comedy – a hive-mind of Comedy Writers and Advertising Creatives who collaborate on-demand to generate Comedy Content for Brands, TV Shows and more.

If we’ve made you laugh, and you know someone who might enjoy working with us, we’d love it if you could send them to www.whitelabelcomedy.com

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.