Shit Stirrer prepares to rename Brexit Party, ready to jump on the next Bandwagon he sees

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Shit Stirrer prepares to rename Brexit Party, ready to jump on the next Bandwagon he sees

The Brexit Party will change its name after the UK leaves the European Union, leader Nigel Farage has announced.

He said, ‘it’s important the name reflects the will of the British people’ and so, post-Brexit we will be called ‘a bunch of gullible racist wankers’.

The newly named party will campaign for changes to the voting system and the abolition of the House of Lords.

Mr Farage said he’s ‘not against a system which maintains privilege and the class system’ but that he’s become ‘increasingly concerned that equality seems to be giving rights to all sorts of weirdos with different opinions, tones of skin, accents and sexuality from me’.

The Brexit Party was set up to campaign for a no-deal Brexit ahead of the 2019 European elections.

But Ole Nige ‘Man of the People’ Farage said that would have been an inappropriate time to name the party after exactly what it is due to the ‘self-ignorance’ of their average supporter who ‘fails to acknowledge that a hatred and mistrust of all immigrants and anything foreign is an indication that they themselves are in any way racist’.

The announcement comes after a week in which the Brexit Party lost four Members of the European Parliament.

The four have now pledged their support for the Conservative party which they describe as ‘the more acceptable face of racist rhetoric and far right politics’.

In addition to electoral reform the bunch of gullible wankers will campaign for ‘a massive wall to be built around the UK, a new spelling for polish to avoid confusion over Mr Sheen’s heritage and a complete ban on the sale of black pudding unless it contains actual black people’.

(Additional Material: Trevor Rudge)
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