“Secret document shows PM traded his grandmother for a line of coke and a handjob” says Corbyn

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Secret document shows PM traded his grandmother for a line of coke and a handjob says Corbyn

Jeremy Corbyn has said a secret document reveals the government have already held talks with the US about selling the NHS.

And that the Prime Minister traded his grandmother for a line of coke and a hand job.

The Labour leader said the deal would effect the price of drugs.

As the demand for cocaine will plummet if users think they’ll end up like Boris Johnson.

Mr Corbyn said the document reveals the NHS is on the table despite the PMs denial.

Mr Johnson said ‘It’s not on the table and hasn’t been on the table since Michael Gove told me real men snort off prosthetic tits’.

He went on to categorically deny the allegation before eventually admitting ‘a bigger boy made me do it’ and saying ‘Donald Trump said he only wanted my grandmother. But as soon as I handed her over he made me give him my last line of a coke and a hand job too’.

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