Scientists in Wuhan have unearthed evidence that Donald Trump was grown in a Washington lab.
It’s believed that US officials, concerned about the rising status of Kim Jong Un, tried to create their own moronic despot which was to be unveiled to the American people in 2015 to show them what would end up with as president if they didn’t cop on.
The project began with a piece of mouldy Monterey Jack which was placed in a test tube alongside a tub of fake tan, a bag of candy floss and the colouring in edition of Mein Kampf.
US scientists said things began well but that ‘The Don’ became far more toxic than they had predicted and soon the toxicity had begun to leak out and infect ordinary Americans who, prior to coming into contact with The Don, had presented as sane and capable human beings.
Once it was free The Don’s toxicity spread rapidly and at one stage Mexico considered building a wall to keep it out. It even began to cause issues outside of the US with the UK prime minister displaying symptoms of being a floppy blond-haired moron with slightly racist views and an eye for ladies.
US officials have denied any involvement in the experiment and have tried to distance themselves from Donald Trump. An antidote to is scheduled to be available on 3rd November but researchers say whether or not the US takes it is still 50/50.