Prince Charles says fuck this for a game of thrones and kisses his mum…

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Prince Charles says fuck this for a game of thrones and kisses his mum…

The Prince of Wales has tested positive for coronavirus, Clarence House has announced.

He’s hardly dying, little tickly cough but he’s feeling great. He was spotted in Clarence House punching the air squealing ‘it’s a sign, corona means crown…!!!’

Prince Charles, 71, is displaying mild symptoms “but otherwise remains in good health”, a spokesman said.

Yes in very good health, and his mother and father weren’t. Their aides had to sneak them out to Windsor as Charles was spotted slobbering all over Covid 19 patients in the hospital.

Clarence House confirmed the 71-year-old heir to the throne was diagnosed with Covid-19 this morning. Prince Charles displayed “mild symptoms” on Sunday, was tested on Monday, with the results coming through late on Tuesday night.

An insider said he hasn’t washed his hands in a week, has been high-fiving any crowd and disobeying social distancing. Last night he sneaked into Windsor Castle and had to be restrained when caught trying to kiss the Queen.

Insiders say Charles and Camilla (who was tested but doesn’t have the virus) are self-isolating at Balmoral.

He was spotted dancing into his car with a huge carry-out and van full of boxsets as he headed off. This despite a call for people with second (third, fourth and fifth) homes to refrain from retreating to the country to kill others.

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