Prince Andrew Comes out as Deep Pansexual

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Liberal Democrat MP Layla Moran, has announced she is pansexual and in a relationship with a woman…

Prince Andrew has unwittingly come out in support of the MP by announcing he is deep pansexual.

The MP for Oxford West and Abingdon confirmed she’s in a relationship with a former ex-Lib Dem press officer.

Following his alleged visit to Pizza Express, Andrew couldn’t help but jump aboard any nice sexual story with the merest connection to or hint of pizza.

Pansexuality describes those who are attracted to a person regardless of their sex or gender.

Deep Pansexuality refers to loving stodgy pizza and is much loved by 1980s talentless oafs who love dough and don’t sweat. They are, coincidentally making a huge comeback in New York.

Ms Moran – a potential candidate to become the next Lib Dem leader – criticised Westminster as a “weird, backwards place” for LGBTQ people. She said coming out in the context of being an MP had been “slightly more difficult” than telling her friends and family.

Prince Andrew said that coming out the doors of Pizza Express was difficult, as in embarrassing as fuck, for a mad shagger Prince, like.

The MP said she found attributing labels to people’s sexuality contrived, but the term she most identified with was pansexual.

At this point, Prince Andrew felt it was time to move and came out as deep pansexual, anything to move away from the incessant jokes and being posted kiddies menus from Prince Philip.

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