Prince Andrew Cancels Bahrain Trip Due So His Cock Can Give Evidence to FBI

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Prince Andrew has cancelled a trip to Bahrain as the fallout over his relationship with the convicted paedophile, Jeffrey Epstein continues. The Duke of York was expected to travel to the Middle East as part of his Pitch@Palace project for tech entrepreneurs but has cancelled his plans.

It is understood that the reason for cancelling is that his royal ‘member’ wishes to be deposed by the FBI as soon as possible to help with investigations to support the victims of Epstein.

It is a little known fact that any male members of the royal family has the ability for his penis to talk. What’s more, it can talk independently of the person to whom it belongs, and has the ability to make its own mind up on issues of morality. It does not, however, have any say whatsoever in where it gets put or who it gets put into.

“This is one of the unique aspects of the royal family,” said a medical specialist who looks after the royals’ ‘little problems,’ Dr. I. C. Jabberingcocks, “It is because male royals have a significant part of their brain in their bell-ends.”

The lawyers representing Prince Andrew’s royal tool said, “The Prince’s penis has had enough of all the shilly-shallying, dither and delay. It wants to come clean about where it has been and what it has seen, regardless of the position Prince Andrew adopts. The royal dong is a very moral member and believes the Epstein victims deserve all the support it can give them.”

A spokesman for the FBI, Special Agent Orange, said, “We’ve agreed a venue and a date with the royal schlom, but to be honest, we’re not holding out much hope of making any progress. We’ve tried before to depose the royal dick, but His Royal Lieness just shouts over it!”

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