Police poised to deploy 10000 officers to combat excessive tutting and extreme letter writing.

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Police poised to deploy 10000 officers to combat excessive tutting and extreme letter writing

More than 10000 riot police officers are ready to be deployed at 24 hour’s notice to tackle any kind of disorder on the streets of Britain as a result of the final Brexit decision.

This includes violent tutting, aggressive arm folding and angry head shaking.

Preparations are being made for potential disorder on the streets if queues at ports or shortages of food, petrol and medicine become a reality in just over a week’s time.

Members of the British public have already threatened to write polite but angry letters to local newspapers and MP’s  whilst one pensioner was preparing to wave his walking stick in an aggressive manor.

Whilst there is no specific intelligence of potential violence police leaders are preparing for worst case scenarios. A spokesperson for the Met Police said that the situation would depend on the way people conduct themselves.

“We can’t have people taking to the streets to express outraged  “harrumphs” or furrowing their brows aggressively or even angrily finger pointing. We just won’t have it.” He claimed.

Newsdump have been made aware of a number of ‘meetings’ and ‘coffee morning’s’ that are set to take place across the country to discuss the situation where ‘light refreshments’ are being openly supplied. The British public are constantly threatening to give MP’s a piece of their mind. We are primed and ready for any such incident.

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