Opposition MPs join forces, and hatch plan to use Infinity Stones to stop no deal Brexit

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Opposition MPs join forces, and hatch plan to use Infinity Stones to stop no deal Brexit

Jeremy Corbyn says opposition MPs will take the first steps towards blocking a no-deal Brexit when Parliament returns next week.

Corbyn has announced that he has joined forces with opposition leaders, and they are now working to avert a ‘no deal’ Brexit.

This plan, according to sources in the Labour Party, will involve assembling all of the ‘Infinity Stones’ and using their collective power to undo the past 3 years of British Politics.

An agreement to focus efforts on stopping a no-deal Brexit was made at a meeting on Tuesday.

This meeting was attended by figures including: Jo Swinson of the Liberal Democrats, Ian Blackford of the SNP, The Mighty Thor, and Dr Strange.

Corbyn is changing tactics, after proposals for a vote of no-confidence in the prime minister were put on the ‘back burner’.

Corbyn and other MPs have instead delegated aides and junior cabinet members to scour the universe for the aforementioned infinity gems.
The most powerful of these is the ‘Space Stone’, which the Tories have also been trying to get their hands on.
This may have nothing to do with the stone’s ability to alter the natural world, but probably because it’s blue.

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