Opposition MPs agree strategy to cock-block Boris until he gives up on no deal Brexit.

UK Politics
Opposition MPs agree strategy to cock-block Boris into giving up no deal Brexit

Jeremy Corbyn says opposition MPs will take the first steps towards trying to pass a law blocking a no-deal Brexit when Parliament returns next week.

Opposition MPs will sign a cock block law against Boris Johnson if he pushes forward with a no deal Brexit. 1905 was the last recorded parliamentary use of the cock-block law against a lower member of the Royal Family who couldn’t keep his weiner out of the cookie jar.

The Labour leader was speaking after meeting other opposition leaders to discuss ways of averting a no deal.

Corbyn has suggested a twenty-four hour surveillance of Johnson using every cock-block technique in the book. Examples such as: He hasn’t bathed in a month, he will impregnate you and then fuck off, and if needed, the ruthless line, ‘’would you like to meet Justin Trudeau?’

The move could force the PM to ask the EU for a further Brexit delay, beyond the current 31 October deadline.

An anonymous source said, ‘make no mistake, it was Tusk that instigated the cock-block. He’s had that in his locker since day one. I witnessed him use it once, at a Michael Buble concert when he had designs on a backing singer who did not reciprocate Tusk’s advances. He put a whole team of incognito reverse-cock-blockers on the poor woman who is now so fragile her only gig is turning note pages for Kenny G.’

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