‘Once-in-a-generation’ opportunity to vote for a 4th ‘once-in-a-generation’ opportunity for UK in last 5 years

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Jeremy Corbyn has said the UK has a ‘once-in-a-generation’ opportunity to transform the country.

It means the UK has a ‘once-in-a-generation’ opportunity to vote for a fourth ‘once-in-a-generation’ opportunity to transform the country in five years, says the allotment owner and part-time Leader of the Opposition.

Following the ‘once-in-a-generation’ opportunities of a Scottish Independence referendum, an EU referendum and a general election two years ago…

… this island of idiots now has a ‘once-in-a-generation’ opportunity to fail to decide anything in yet another ‘once-in-a-generation’ opportunity, making the characters of Nathan Barley look like geniuses.

Labour witticism-writer, Barabus Valentine, said, “This not only gives the country a chance to have a ‘once-in-a-generation’ opportunity to have their say about a fourth ‘once-in-a-generation’ opportunity in a row, it also allows me to go through my back catalogue of clever witticisms I periodically provide to Jezza and give him something I knocked up two years ago.

“Except that further analysis showed I didn’t, as I shamelessly ripped that off of one I wrote a year before that!

“And a bit of further digging meant I figured out that I didn’t even write it then: I nicked it off a writer who worked on the Scottish Independence Referendum a couple of years before that.

“And even that is coming around for another use soon!

“Honestly, we’ve used this phrase almost as much as satire websites retweet those stories about the bus.”

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