No-one surprised that everyone in country might die whilst Matt Hancock is Health Secretary

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No-one surprised that everyone in country might die whilst Matt Hancock is Health Secretary

There is much concern in the UK as twelve patients treated by two British GPs who have been diagnosed with coronavirus are being traced by health officials.

Absolutely no-one is surprised that every single person in the country might die whilst raging incompetent Matt Hancock is Health Secretary.

There is heightened concern that the entire country may very well perish to coronavirus.

The coronavirus Covid-19 is an illness that ordinarily has a mortality rate of around 1%.

But with Mr Hancock leading the shots (so to speak), is expected to be much, much higher. Probably as high as 100%. Maybe more.

There is a chance that less than 100% of people will die as a result of coronavirus but, let’s face it, it’s unlikely with a man who causes more deaths in the NHS than if Edward Scissorhands was a surgeon.

The Chief Medical Officer at Public Health England was asked for comment, but they had already fallen victim to Hancock’s inability to organise a piss-down in a jewellery.

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