The producers of the James Bond films have ruled out making the character female after Daniel Craig’s departure.
They say they can’t be seen to be progressive by having a female James Bond as 52% of the UK would just call her a drunk slag.
Producer Barbara Broccoli said Bond could be any colour, but will always be male.
Bond fan, Gammon and Twitter misogyny enforcer, Barabus Valentine, 52, said, “ A woman who drinks excessively, then drives under the influence before sleeping around that much is nothing but an irresponsible slut.
“She probably wouldn’t be a very good spy anyway, as she’d be in the chemist every single day getting morning after pills.”
“Anyway, whoever heard of a female spy? The idea is simply preposterous.
“No, no, no! I think you’ll find it’s not misogyny if it’s a fact! FACT!
The upcoming film will see Lashana Lynch play a female 00 agent after Bond has left active service.
All gammons were shocked at the news, every single one of them saying, “Good old Jimmy Bond should be a bloke, running around shooting baddies and doing man things like having unprotected sex with loads of women he’s just met and drinking loads immediately before driving everywhere fast!”