Internal Conservative figures have stated that the party could have won 20 more seats if Nigel Farage’s Brexit party hadn’t blocked it.
Members of the Conservative party believe that Farage’s party received votes that would have otherwise gone to them.
Farage however, was unable to acknowledge or react to this news, as he spent all of yesterday yelling at a cloud that resembled a man in a Turban.
Farage noticed the cloud at around 10am while walking and immediately stopped. He then raised his fists to the sky and, began screaming, surprising people nearby. It should be noted they were surprised more by the sudden onset of loud noises, not Farage’s actions.
He yelled that the cloud must have entered the English atmosphere through illegal means by hitching a ride on a nearby current with lax meteorological security.
Farage demanded the cloud ‘return where it came from’ as it was stealing water droplets and ice crystals that belonged to a more deserving British cloud that had been in the sky ‘since birth’.
Farage spent the rest of the day following movements of the cloud, until he was distracted by a clump of litter that resembled a Polish construction worker applying for citizenship.