MPs are now having a right laugh voting down every single thing Boris wants to do in Parliament.
Single-handedly having decided to lose his own majority in an attempt to force an election, now the MPs won’t let him have an election, and are looking forward to denying him everything he ever wanted now he’s reached the only achievement he’s ever really wanted
MPs voted down a snap election for the second time again yesterday.
Former Tory MP who defected anywhere else, Barabus Valentine, Esq., said, “This is a right laugh. After three years of everyone being really depressed around the house, it’s time for us to have a bit of a giggle. And having that giggle at the expense of Boris makes it all the more funny.
“I mean, he’s always wanted us to laugh at him. And now he’s the PM, he’s getting the biggest laughs! Hilarious!
“Then, that bit where he gets really annoyed with us all, that bit is comedy genius!
“Can’t wait for next week when we’ll vote down another 12 archaic, convoluted, unconstitutional plans Dom Cummings has come up with as ‘the cleverest man in the room’, which will create yet more hilarity across the opposition benches.
“Boris was right in one respect though – he’s finally managed to unite a divided Parliament!”
The government’s last resort for a no-deal Brexit could be to show a vote of no confidence in themselves.
A step which could, however, inadvertently bring down the monarchy.
Still, you’ve got to laugh, haven’t you?