Men prepare to talk bollocks about sports they know fuck all about.

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Men prepare to talk bollocks about sports they know fuck all about

After an epic weekend of sport, men all over the country prepare to return to work to talk bollocks about sports they know fuck all about and wax lyrical about sportsmen that until the weekend they’d never heard of.

England’s cricketing heroes celebrated at Lords cricket ground after they won the world cup in an epic final against New Zealand on Sunday. A tie resulted in a nail-biting ‘sudden-death’ which also resulted in a tie giving England the edge due to their superior hitting record during the game.

Whatever that means.

A football fan told us “I watched maybe 15 minutes of cricket on Sunday which qualifies me as an expert. I will chat endlessly to colleagues all day about how players like Joe Root and Ben Stokes performed well on the day, despite the fact I wouldn’t know them if they came up and introduced themselves to me.”

Meanwhile Serbian sensation Novak Djokovic was crowned king of Wimbledon after beating Roger Federer in an epic five hour battle. Djokovic became the first player to win a singles match on a deciding tie-break after the last set.

The football fan went on to tell us. “It was an amazing final. I mean, I didn’t see all of it obviously, maybe 15 minutes or so but I’ll definitely hold a heated conversation in the office as if I know what I’m on about. I’ve decided to say something like ‘did Djokovic win or did Federer lose?’ which I think makes me sound intelligent and that.”

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