Madonna off her tits in Tel Aviv

Entertainment, Art & Culture
Eurovision

As the dust settles on the 2019 Eurovision Song Contest in Tel Aviv, Madonna’s performance still continues to split opinion.

Madonna wore a patch over her eye in support of all one eyed fuck wits while she bored a waiting TV audience of millions, who already felt, despite being sober, they were sniffing glue and doing acid and checking to see if Australia had joined Europe. Many felt the Queen of Pop was out her tree.

Organisers claimed Madonna’s entourage were like a small army and the star seemed upset and annoyed at the Eurovision Song Contest for not being camp enough.

Social media remained undecided, her loyal fans loved the performance, others could see there were issues. Once there was an artist who was brave and ground breaking. Madonna once had an edge but now she’s like a really annoying and embarrassing showbiz mum who can’t handle getting old. How ground breaking is it to sing out of key with Autotune?

There was added pressure around the show with organisers laying down strict guide lines over any overt political statements or grandstanding.

If Madonna wanted to grandstand she should’ve had her dancers dress as Israeli soldiers and shoot at kids playing on their bikes. Her new material didn’t go down well, its not an eye patch on Like a Virgin or La Isla Bonita when big San Pedro was giving her one.

Madonna’s huge, heavy cloak outfit had the fashion editors talking.

Sporting what looked looked like a black cape, if Madonna really wanted to make a statement other than ‘music brings us all together’, she should’ve done the world a favour and been wearing a suicide vest underneath.

Where does Britain go from here? We are now as big a laughing stock musically as are we are politically. Are we ever going to win? Is it time to boycott the show?

Well we could pay the Sex Pistols to reform and have them do ‘My Lovely Horse’ from Father Ted for next year.

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