Prime Minister Boris Johnson, refused to appear at a press conference with Luxembourg PM Xavier Bettel after being booed
However, it appears the Luxembourg Politician has been practising his magician skills and in reality has managed to make everyone’s favourite funster PM disappear from our very eyes
The politicians have been meeting at the European Commission in Luxembourg
“It was amazing”, stated onlooker Colin Gréviste, who was having a cheeky Monday off after a hard Sunday night out, imbibing a variety of continental beers, “One flick of his magic wand and the British Prime Minister vanished into thin air. I could hear the Remainers cheering in London from here.”
The ministers have been meeting in Luxembourg to discuss progress on the UK’s alternative backstop proposal
“When it became clear that the British Prime Minister had turned up without any written proposals, there was a bit of scuffle”, described Colin Fonctionnaire-d’Etat, a local based government, “Before we knew it PM Bettle, donned his cape and top hat shouting a Potteresque ‘Evanesco’. Mr Johnson then disappeared in a puff of smoke, much to the delight of the other 27 EU Member states”
The Luxembourg PM then gestured at the empty podium
With a theatrical flourish, to riotous applause from the whole of the EU and 48.1% of the UK populous.
“For my next trick, I plan to levitate Ann Widdecombe above the European Parliament in Strasbourg”, the dual talented Premier of everyone’s favourite Benelux country declared, “I will then saw Nigel Farage into three separate pieces, whilst he waves an EU hanky and for my grand finale I shall drop a straight-jacketed Tommy Robinson into a huge milkshake….and leave him there”.