Radical plans by Jo Swinson’s Liberal Democrats to stop jailing many women criminals were branded ‘lunacy’ last night.
At least five criminal gang leaders have already had gender reassignment surgery and are now switching to cyber crime. Tracy, formerly Albert, said,’What a touch! There’s me, robbing banks, selling gear, always looking over my shoulder and then this gem comes along.’
The Proposals – part of a drive to help cut prison overcrowding – were also slammed as ‘astonishing’ by Conservatives.
One former Conservative MP was happy though. Jennifer, formerly Issac Figg-Newton, was facing a two-year prison sentence for expenses fraud. ‘I can’t wait to vote Lib Dem in the next general election,’ said Jennifer.
Among the draft proposals is ‘ending the use of prison for women, except for the most serious and violent crimes.’
52 year-old Alice, formerly the Ponzi scheme supremo Reg Baldwin, who is facing a twenty-year stretch, boasted,’ ‘I’m just looking forward to spending my ill-gotten gains as a hot cougar.’