Leaked pictures of Royal baby show ‘666’ birthmark on his head

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Leaked pictures of Royal baby show ‘666’ birthmark on his head

Social media has gone into meltdown after leaked pictures on Facebook show the new Royal baby has the mark of the Anti-Christ on his forehead.

The Duchess of Sussex gave birth to a son in the early hours of Monday morning, weighing in at a healthy 7lbs 3oz.

So far no official pictures of the child have been issued and Buckingham Palace has refused to explain why.

Now the reason seems to have been exposed. Grainy images which were posted on Facebook last night indicate the baby has a birthmark, which takes the shape of three sixes, on his scalp.

Alarm has been further fuelled by news that bookmakers have suddenly stopped taking bets on the child being christened Damien.

Betting industry spokesman Terry Chingford explained the reason behind the decision: “A really weird looking women dressed in all black and accompanied by two attack dogs stepped into my Romford branch this lunch time. She tried to lump £100,000 on the little Royal bleeder being called Damien.”

“Our cashier checked the odds at that point and they was six hundred and sixty six to one against. Spooky or what, I reckon this punter must have some inside information. I was going to challenge her, but she disappeared in a puff of smoke.”

However despite the mounting concerns taking place in Britain, over in America news of the Royal birth has been met with widespread joy – particularly in the White House.

Donald Trump said: “I can predict a great future for this child, he’ll have one hell of a career.

“Who knows, one day he could become the American president. Just imagine him being in charge of all those beautiful nuclear weapons, that would be a real blast. I think he’d do a devil of a good job.

“We had a sweepstake on how much the kid would weigh at birth and I picked the winning ticket, that’s a good Omen.”

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