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Well, that's definitely the last we'll see of him. announces supremely confident Pontius Pilate

“Well, that’s definitely the last we’ll see of him.” announces supremely confident Pontius Pilate

April 10, 2020

Last friday, the fifth governor of Judea crucified a Jewish citizen for spreading propaganda and potentially quashing a potentially dangerous uprising. Acting on a tip by Judas Iscariot, the Roman’s were able to intercept the seditious Jesus “Rewarded with a 30 silver pieces, this upstanding citizen is an example to us all, Judas will no doubt be remembered for doing the world a great service.” said a jubilant Pontius Pilate.