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Food Poisoning For All - Boris reveals Post-Brexit Vision

“Food Poisoning For All” – Boris reveals Post-Brexit Vision

July 18, 2019

“My vision, for a post-Brexit Britain, is one where smoked fish based food poisoning is just not just the affliction of royalty and the upper-middle classes, but a condition freely available to the whole populous.”, waffled the leading contender in the most one-sided competition since the US Ladies football team beat Thailand 13-0.

Trump’s ICE officers face difficultly sending undocumented aliens back to Vulcan

Trump’s ICE officers face difficultly sending undocumented aliens back to Vulcan

July 18, 2019

“ICE are targeting very stern men, women and vulnerable children with unfashionable haircuts and eyebrows which naturally reach a 45 degree angle. The real problem is deporting them to their home world. They will be held in detention camps until NASA comes up with a workable, cost-effective solution. We cannot guarantee that families will not be separated during the process.”