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Cameron Memoir- Boris WAS the pig's head

Cameron Memoir: Boris WAS the pig’s head

September 14, 2019

It’s unclear how many other members of the Bullingdon Club ‘received’ Mr Cameron’s apparatus over the years, but according to his memoirs, the moment Boris got his chops around it was memorable for all the wrong reasons.

Companies allowing staff to set own salaries. House of Commons cleaners now earn 200k per annum

Set-Your-Own-Salary schemes take off. House of Commons cleaners now earn 200k per annum

September 14, 2019

Where 25-year-old Cecilia Manduca works there is a “pay self-assessment process”. Put simply, the workers there decide how much they are worth and should be paid. The House of Commons also introduced this system six months ago and there is now a ninety-year waiting list for jobs. Cleaner Anna Moldova, who had been on ten-pounds per hour, currently earns 200k per annum.

Reasons Post-Apocalyptic Post-Brexit Britain will be Great

Concept of “Needing Food” dismissed as “Remoaner scaremongering” as Brexiteers call for adoption of WTO dieting

September 13, 2019

“To even suggest the human body just ‘stops’ working without food is just the latest in an increasingly desperate series of lies foisted on the Great British public. And for what? I’ll tell you what. So a group of un-elected bureaucrats in Brussels can cling to the idea that food easily gaining entry in the UK without punishingly inefficient border checks is somehow a good idea.”