ITV is to offer this year’s Love Island contestants eight therapy sessions when they return home from the show. The series of eight therapy sessions could be extended depending on ITV2’s viewing figures after broadcasting them. ITV will also be offering therapy sessions to Love Island viewers. Viewers will be encouraged to call a special […]
Mrs Leadsom resigned because she said the new Brexit plan has, “elements I cannot support, that aren’t Brexit.” The PM appeared puzzled by this until senior advisors explained that for some people, acting in a way at odds with their fundamental beliefs about democracy causes them to feel uncomfortable, and then they take action for example, resigning their political position.
The Conservative 1922 Committee met on Wednesday to discuss the future of Theresa May as pressure grows on the PM to stand down. After much discussion committee chair, Graham Brady announced plans to feed Mrs May huge amounts of prunes and, if necessary, to force feed her as ‘something has to make her go.’
As the country casts their votes to select MEPs who we assume will all be out of a job come November – the UK’s main news outlets are legally obliged to maintain a media blackout – they won’t report any election news until the ballots are closed. The same rules don’t apply to made-up-news – so we’re here to fill that gap.
The prime minister will outline changes to the Withdrawal Agreement Bill – including a promise to give MPs a vote on holding another referendum. Provided such a vote will be preceded by a number of “Indicative Votes” , the United Kingdom winning the Eurovision Song Contest in 2020, England winning the World Cup in 2022 and a total eclipse of the sun being visible from Westminster.