Kim inspects new sub and declares it YUMMY!

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Kim inspects new sub and declares it YUMMY

According to experts, North Korea has a large sub fleet.

… but not enough meat.

Experts think new sub could be designed to carry a missile…

…containing sausages, pickle and relish.

The news of the sub comes amid another delay in talks between Trump and Kim.

“If Trump can’t make it, I’m eating this on my own,” said Kim, nibbling on the fries, already.

John Bolton will arrive in South Korea on Tuesday.

“Ask him to bring ketchup,” instructed Kim.

The construction of the sub has been going on at the Sinpo Shipyard,

…at its newest deli counter.

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