Undercover footage has revealed that kids in British schools are opening proroguing each other in full view of staff who are powerless to stop them.
Boris Johnson took the decision to prorogue parliament despite no one knowing what proroguing means. Prime minister Boris is refusing to seek to delay Article 50. However, across the country children are in fear of stepping into the playground in case they too are prorogued.
One pupil who asked to remain nameless told us “I’ve heard that year 7’s often get prorogued, it’s like an initiation by the older kids but if anyone tries to prorogue me I will prorogue them back. Or tell the teacher.”
The prime minister’s spokesman said that the prorogue will begin today and last until 14th October. The only way MP’s could resolve this is to force a general election and let the public decide.
“I’ve heard that if you prorogue someone then you are breaking the law and could go to prison” one pupil told us “But that doesn’t stop the kids here. One older boy pushed past me in the corridor and said he was going to prorogue me after school. I’m really scared”
We fully intended to look up proroguing on the internet but got distracted by 2 cat videos, a lady falling over and then porn.