Katie Price pumped full of Helium floats over Parliament Square launching obscenities at Trump

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Katie Price pumped full of Helium floats over Parliament Square launching obscenities at Trump

Demonstrations have taken place around the country to protest at Donald Trump during the state visit by the US President.

A large demonstration was held in central London featuring guest speakers, a talking robot Donald sat on a toilet and the return of the Donald man-baby blimp.

Although the robot and life-size blimp were very eye-catching, the star of the demonstration outside Parliament Square was Katie Price, who agreed to vent the public’s frustrations over the president’s ‘dangerous and divisive politics’ on the public’s behalf.

Ms Price has recently been given a restraining order after a ‘tirade of abuse’ was launched at her ex-boyfriend’s partner in a school playground full of children.

When asked if she’d be willing to perform publicly in the same manner but towards Donald Trump and his political regime, the potty-mouthed princess admitted she would be, “delighted to”.

Restrictions were placed on ‘aircraft’ in the central London area, particularly whilst the president was airborne.

In order to ensure maximum exposure, ex-glamour model Price agreed to be pumped full of helium, enabling her to float high over the demonstration and bark obscenities far and wide in a pitch at times only registered by dogs.

Protests towards the president covered a wide range of issues.

Loose Woman Katie added: “He’s the loudest climate denialist, he’s working to withdraw the US from the Paris Agreement and proposing 72% cuts to cleaner energy research. His racist rhetoric fuels the far right globally. And he persistently oppresses marginalised identities like removing all references to LGBTQ+ identities from White House documents, consistently challenging the rights of marginalised groups.

And, oh my god! Who does his f***king make-up?”

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