Katie Hopkins returns to living under old bridges, after losing a court case forces her to sell her £1million house.

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Katie Hopkins returns to living under old bridges, after losing a court case forces her to sell her £1million house.

Katie Hopkins has been forced to sell her £1million home after losing £500,000 legal case to the writer Jack Monroe.

Police have warned ramblers that Hopkins will most likely return to her previous residences, the undersides of various decrepit bridges throughout the country.

Walkers are being advised to check that Hopkins is not skulking in the dark before crossing any bridges, in order to avoid being ensnared in an argument about immigration, Ramadan, or the correct naming of children.

Police are warning the public to not engage with Hopkins if they see her, and to find an alternative method of travel which will deter Hopkins from following them, preferably through a city with a diverse ethnic population.

Ms Monroe won a libel case against Katie Hopkins in 2017, after she falsely claimed that he had defaced war memorials.

This defamation of character via a public platform is grounds for legal ruling, as it is a false accusation.

Which is why the newsdump will face no legal action for stating Hopkins has done the following:

– Once stated: “Islam disgusts me.”

-Incited violence against Muslims, urging British people to arm themselves ‘not just with the help of the NRA’.

-Mocked a Scottish aid worker diagnosed with ebola.

-Implied people with Dementia would be better off dead than ‘take up hospital beds’.

-Mocked five Londoners who drowned at Camber Sands.

-Referred to Migrants as ‘cockroaches’ and ‘feral humans’.

It also allows us to have this carefully worded statement that, while there is no proof, Hopkins MAY cause toddlers to become blind and insane through a Lovecraftian Eldritch madness.

Hopkins moaned that speaking her mind lost her her career.

This is true.
However, this is due to the fact her mind is a peccant lump of intolerance and bigotry, controlling a meat harpy powered by racism.

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