Jo Swinson challenges Boris to a bitch slapping contest

UK Politics
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Lib Dem leader Jo Swinson has warned Boris Johnson ‘if he thinks being a woman is somehow a weakness, he’s about to find out it is not’.

Ms Swinson used her first conference speech as party leader to challenge the PM to a bitch slapping contest.

She said the PM’s choice of insults such as ‘big girl’s blouse’ were ‘revealing’

and promised to ‘hang him out to dry ’ if he takes her up on the offer.

The MP for East Dunbartonshire successfully defeated Ed Davey in a thumb war to become leader of the party but was quoted as saying she now wants to ‘pummel that Eton twat into the ground in a proper contest’.

In her speech, Ms Swinson criticised Mr Johnson’s pledge to take the UK out of the EU by 31 October, with or without a deal.

And promised to ask him again whether he thinks it’s a good idea once she’s face planted him onto the floor of The Commons.

She went on to say that she could not wait to ‘take on’ Jeremy Corbyn and Nigel Farage.

She challenged Mr Corbyn to a game of stare outs ‘as he’s a pensioner and a pacifist’ before offering Nigel Farage pistols at dawn ‘because he’s a complete fucking wanker and I’d quite like to shoot him.’

A Downing Street spokesman said the Prime Minster has ‘not yet decided whether to accept the challenge’ but described him as ‘not someone who runs away from things…very often…at least not outside of Luxembourg.’

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