JD Wetherspoon owner, Tim Martin, tells family dog it’s OK to find another family

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JD Wetherspoon owner, Tim Martin, tells family dog it's OK to find another family

Wetherspoons founder Tim Martin has told staff who might not be paid during lockdown to ‘go work at Tesco’

And in another act of kindness, Mr Martin has also instructed family dog ‘Muffin’ that she is free to find another family home as he will also no longer feeding the four-year-old Bichon Frise

The message was posted on social media from Mr Martin’s home in Exeter

And we understand shortly afterwards Mr Martin sat down with Muffin for a ‘heart-to-heart’ to explain that the family can no longer afford the £21.12 it costs each week to feed her and if she wanted to seek alternative canine care she was free to do so.

JD Weatherspoon employs approximately 40,000 people

Clearly misunderstanding the situation Muffin then rolled on her back waiting for her tummy to be rubbed only to be left bewildered as the man who is estimated to have a net worth of £448 Million according to The Sunday Times 2018 Rich List left the room.

In 2018 JD Wetherspoon banned dogs from every one  of their 1000 outlets

We also are also led to believe that Mr Martin has told his wife she is free to find another husband, his children they are free to find another father and his brain it is free to find another body.

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