A photograph from the weekend G7 summit in France of Melania Trump greeting Canada’s Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau, has gone viral, with online commenters joking about the encounter.
What Trudeau didn’t find funny was the invoice from Donald Trump demanding fifteen grand. Rumours were Trump had put a tariff on Melania last year, as a way to stop her flirting with men. He later realised it was a great way to make a few extra bucks. We found a copy of the invoice:
Invoice to Justin Trudeau:
Talking to Melania – 1000.00
Looking at Melania – 2000.00
Touching Melania – 4000.00
Kissing Melania – 8000.00
Total – 15,000.00 plus 7% sales tax
Grand Total – 16,050.00
Payment terms: Fucking now already.
A series of photographs, taken by a European Press photo Agency photographer as world leaders and their spouses came together on Sunday Evening for a ‘family photo’ to conclude the summit, show a smiling first lady greeting Trudeau.
Trudeau moaned, ‘She started it by looking at me, I was just being polite. The next thing you know it was a full on greeting – right in front of Donald, who just stood there smiling. Quickest fifteen grand I’ve ever spent.’ Over the course of the evening Melania made a conscious effort to greet every G7 leader and their partners.
Two years ago, a picture of Ivanka Trump, the President’s daughter, looking at Trudeau similarly went viral.
And that’s when Trump slapped a tariff on Ivanka. The problem is now the Secret Service, White House staff etc, are scared of making eye contact with either Melania or Ivanka as they would struggle to make the tariff payment. An unnamed special agent said, ‘We have changed their codenames to Medusa One and Two.