‘I’m not a bully. I’m an arsehole to everyone’ insists Priti

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'I'm not a bully. I'm just an arsehole' insists Priti

Priti Patel has denied further allegations of bullying.

The Home Secretary said that bullying involves targeting individuals but described herself as just ‘an arsehole to everyone.’

Former colleagues have alleged Ms Patel belittled staff and made them feel worthless.

To which she replied ‘of course they’re worthless. They’re not Priti Patel.’

The latest claims come from her time as International Development Secretary.

One senior aide said she was known in the department as a paper clip Nazi and once choke slammed a work experience kid who got her tea wrong.
In an exclusive interview with The Newsdump, Ms Patel described electrocuting junior colleagues’ genitals as ‘character building’ and said that anyone who ‘can’t take a bit of ritual humiliation in the office’ should be knee-capped at lunchtime and left by the water cooler to encourage less ‘woosiness’ in the workplace. She went on to describe those that have made the allegations as ‘wasters’ with a ‘bee in their bonnet’ just because she went around making up lies about them to colleagues and making sure they were left out of the Whatsapp group chat.
Our interview with the Home Secretary was cut short when one of her underlings interrupted to say that an employee who had fallen short of uniform standards was ‘now blubbing about being made to do the rest of her presentation in her bra and knickers’.

Ms Patel denies all allegations of bullying.

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