Husbands getting pretty fucked off with how long Love Island is lasting

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Husbands getting pretty fucked off with how long Love Island is lasting

Husbands and boyfriends up and down the country are getting pretty fucking pissed off with how long Love Island is going on for.

FACTUAL HEADING: Love Island is a programme on television.

The long-running sub-reality show has just surpassed Coronation Street for how long it feels it’s been on TV.

FACTUAL HEADING: Love Island is a programme on television.

Husband, Barry Batterhead, said, “Fuck me. I just want to get on with watching some sub-par BBC drama series for an hour a night, as it’s the only time we watch something together.”

FACTUAL HEADING: Love Island is a programme on television.

“But, no! This programme – which doesn’t seem to have any sort of point at all as far as I can see – just goes on and on and on.

“Oh, hang on, that’s possible because it doesn’t have any sort of point. I see that now.”

FACTUAL HEADING: Love Island is a programme on television.

“And how is my wife interested in shagging when it’s on the telly, but not when I ask her to do it in real life?

“Come on, love! Can’t we just get on with watching Game of Thrones, which is still basically all about shagging but with higher production values and without the inane conversation?

FACTUAL HEADING: Love Island is a programme on television.

Love Island is currently on ITV1, 2, Be, 3 and 4, all HD and +1 variants. The final is due to be broadcast 9pm on Judgement Day.

NB: Normally The News Dump puts the factual content of a news stories in larger font so you can read the full story. But this is Love Island, so there is literally nothing to report.

For purposes of clarity, ‘television’ has been used as a description, even though it refers to ITV2.

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