Controversial Number 10 advisor Andrew Sabisky had previously suggested clear intellectual differences between racial groups and advocated preventing poor people from having children.
Sabisky himself admitted he was confused at the controversy “Look, some of this stuff is literally direct quotes from Boris Johnson’s own articles.” Further to this, it is understood that, behind closed doors, the idea of rich people having government mandated sex held significant appeal to Johnson.
In what was hoped would be seen as the definitive “lead by example” moment of his Premiership, Johnson had already laid the groundwork for a re-population of the elite class through the of fathering numerous illegitimate children. “They’ll grow rich from child support paid for by my inherited wealth.”
“Whether I’ve passed down the supreme sense of entitlement which means I don’t simply burst into flames daily from utter, utter shame remains to be seen.”
In a follow-up response to several black and minority Tory M.Ps questioning Sabisky’s appointment in the first place Johnson replied “You’re lucky to even be here.”
At press time, it is understood Johnson caught up with Sabisky just before he left muttering “Have patience my sweet, our time is soon…”