Buckingham Palace has announced that Prince Harry and Meghan will no longer use their HRH titles nor receive public funds for royal duties.
Harry has replaced the word ‘Prince’ with just some weird symbol.
In a bid to show how he’s the victim in this unnecessary drama, Harry will now have a weird unpronounceable symbol preceding his name, and he will start wearing purple valour everywhere he goes.
He has also complained about being a slave to the Royal Family and will detail what has happened in depth on this upcoming album ‘Emancipation’.
The couple will also no longer formally represent the Queen.
This is all much to the consternation of ardent royalists who don’t realise this makes absolutely no difference whatsoever to anything or anyone anywhere.
The Duke and Duchess of Sussex intend to repay the £2.4m of taxpayer money used for the refurbishment of Frogmore Cottage.
£2.4 million? It’s a fucking cottage!?
In a statement, the Queen said, “Harry, Meghan and Archie will always be much loved members of my family.”
Though Prince Phillip added, “Harry who?”
On Sunday, the Queen made her first public appearance since the announcement, arriving at church with the Duke of York.
She arrived in a posh car, whereas he hitched a lift holding the back bumper riding a skateboard.