Jailed Paedo and obnoxious twat Gary Glitter is set to make a fortune in royalties from the upcoming blockbuster The Joker. One of Glitter’s turgid songs, Rock and Roll Part 2, features in a key scene in the movie when Joaquim Phoenix’s Joker dances down a flight of steps as he fully transforms into the villain.
Interviewed in his far from luxurious 10ft square prison cell which he shares with 200 other banged up abroad ‘men of similar tastes,’ Glitter (75) boasted about his good fortune.
“Hello, hello, I’m fucking well back again!” crowed Glitter, “It’s about time I got my just desserts. I’m a fucking superstar, you wankers, and this dosh is going to put me right back up there again.”
The loud mouthed pervert then went on to add, “Once I’ve got my hands on the cash I should be able to bribe my way out of here then the sky’s the limit for me. It’s not easy being a pop idol in this nick. I’m a creative, a sensitive guy. You can’t compose the sequel to my masterpiece ‘D’you wanna be in my gang’ when you’ve only got bog paper to write on and there’s 199 ‘men of similar tastes’ trying to force you to take it up the chutney every five fucking minutes.”
Glitter, who is currently serving 16 years for attempted rape, indecent assault and having sex with an under 13 year old…
…showed no remorse for his previous behaviour, preferring to look forwards rather than backwards.
Waxing philosophically, the man-boob sporting low life continued, “I believe that children are the future. They certainly will be for me once I start flashing the cash about. I know a few local mums and dads on the bones of their arse with a hoard of half starved feral brats that’ll… ”
At this point the aging rock star’s eyes glazed over and the interview had to be suspended.